Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:29
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Welcome to Mr. Bones Jurassic Park!
Thread from /v/
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:30
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Located on a remote island in the tropics, Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park enjoys great weather year round!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:30
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I have my attention...
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:31
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>>190462503
you have mine.
you have mine.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:32
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>>190462480
Don't just take my word for it. Listen what our visitors have to say about the great climate.
Don't just take my word for it. Listen what our visitors have to say about the great climate.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:33
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>>190462480
Could it be?
Could it be?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:33
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The prime attraction in Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park is our humble-sized nature preserve. This scenic swamp is home to nearly 60 velociraptors
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:34
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:34
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:34
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>>190462843
OH BOY HERE WE GO!
OH BOY HERE WE GO!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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>>190462843
Visitors are welcome to tour our velociraptor swamp ranch with their very own Jurassic Park rental jeep.
Visitors are welcome to tour our velociraptor swamp ranch with their very own Jurassic Park rental jeep.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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>>190462843
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go wrong.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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>>190462621
too soon
too soon
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:35
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Deify the Cliff Racer !5wxYp5ivqM
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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>>190463150
RIP in piece Oklahoma
RIP in piece Oklahoma
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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>>190463103
Just listen to what some our satisfied customers have to say.
Just listen to what some our satisfied customers have to say.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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>>190463103
D-D-D-DINO RAMPAAGE
D-D-D-DINO RAMPAAGE
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:36
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my body is ready
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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>>190463226
OKC here, I'm alright
OKC here, I'm alright
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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I love natural history museums and I especially love the dinosaur skeletons. This is going to be great!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:37
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>>190463226
RIP AND TEAR ON TULSA TIME
RIP AND TEAR ON TULSA TIME
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:38
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>>190463239
this game is a little dark
this game is a little dark
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:38
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op..?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:39
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:39
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>>190463450
look at all these tornadoes in Tulsa
look at all these tornadoes in Tulsa
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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>>190463624
Just look at this lucky dinosaur fan.
Just look at this lucky dinosaur fan.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:40
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Literally my favourite thing to do in this game.
Many hours happily spent.
Many hours happily spent.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Deify the Cliff Racer !5wxYp5ivqM
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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This thread is going places.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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what game
is it even good
is it even good
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:41
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190463239
>I didn't pay to get eaten
Fucking entitled tourists. Did you think the fence was included in your ticket price?
>I didn't pay to get eaten
Fucking entitled tourists. Did you think the fence was included in your ticket price?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190463759
CLOSE THE PORTS
CLOSE THE PORTS
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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>>190463759
FATALITY
FATALITY
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:42
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190463947
Not one person leaves Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park dissatisfied...because at Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park, their isn't an exit!
Not one person leaves Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park dissatisfied...because at Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park, their isn't an exit!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
190464191
I had that game
It was fucking glorious 10/10 would play again
It was fucking glorious 10/10 would play again
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
190464264
>>190464005
Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis. It's pretty fun, but I was annoyed that you could only get three dig sites for your park. You couldn't get all the Dinosaurs into one park.
Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis. It's pretty fun, but I was annoyed that you could only get three dig sites for your park. You couldn't get all the Dinosaurs into one park.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:43
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>>190463947
It looks like the guy with the black shirt is just itching his ass and not giving a fuck about the T-Rex right behind him
It looks like the guy with the black shirt is just itching his ass and not giving a fuck about the T-Rex right behind him
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464321
I loved Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis. Xbox version of it is rare as fuck.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
190464325
Stop trying to recreate magic. This isn't that funny.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>190464184
This is fucking perfect.
This is fucking perfect.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Deify the Cliff Racer !5wxYp5ivqM
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>190464242
i like em big bb ;)
i like em big bb ;)
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:44
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>>190464261
2nd one was a chick and the feminist lobby urged Senator Johnson to support women being worth more than men
2nd one was a chick and the feminist lobby urged Senator Johnson to support women being worth more than men
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190464248
I just noticed that. The first was for 2 of them.
I just noticed that. The first was for 2 of them.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190464261
2 x 5,000 = 10,000 you ultramaroon
2 x 5,000 = 10,000 you ultramaroon
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190464321
THIS GAME SELLS FOR 175 FUCKING DOLLARS. I GAVE IT TO SOME KID IN EXCHANGE FOR EMPIRE EARTH 2. Seriously, what the fuck.
THIS GAME SELLS FOR 175 FUCKING DOLLARS. I GAVE IT TO SOME KID IN EXCHANGE FOR EMPIRE EARTH 2. Seriously, what the fuck.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
190464474
Oh god yes this game. I remember they had a movie based mod for it that made raptors 10x more terrifying, they worked together, 100% more aggressive, and constantly tried to escape, and would given enough tries as fences would weaken after repeated attempts
>park with 100 raptors, 1 shelter guarded by 2 chain gun turrets, 1 road, 500 visitors.
>fence breaks down during storm
1 guest made it
>park with 100 raptors, 1 shelter guarded by 2 chain gun turrets, 1 road, 500 visitors.
>fence breaks down during storm
1 guest made it
Sage01
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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>>190464321
I played the Xbox version
I played the Xbox version
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:45
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
190464571
>get eaten by trex
>only liable to 5000 dollars
>only liable to 5000 dollars
Sage01
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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>>190464364
There's so many tycoon games out there of varying qualities, it will never end.
There's so many tycoon games out there of varying qualities, it will never end.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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>>190464364
What else could Mr. Bones expand into?
What else could Mr. Bones expand into?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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>>190464264
On the PC, you can unlock all 9 by editing the .ini file.
On the PC, you can unlock all 9 by editing the .ini file.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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>reading this thread
>get to the FATALITY
>suddenlyhonk honk outside my window
>get to the FATALITY
>suddenly
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:46
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>>190464415
>Because they've been badly informed. VERY badly informed.
I wish they had that line in the second movie.
>Because they've been badly informed. VERY badly informed.
I wish they had that line in the second movie.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
190464729
>>190464582
Anno
Anno
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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>>190464261
It piles. They are both worth 5.
It piles. They are both worth 5.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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>>190464571
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PAY THE FUCKING T-REX INSURANCE
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PAY THE FUCKING T-REX INSURANCE
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:47
190464786
How is this Mr. Bones, exactly?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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>>190464786
no exit
no exit
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
190464837
I-is there any more OP?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
190464839
>>190464582
Sea-world
Tropico
Prison Tycoon (would be glorious)
Hotel Tycoon
Railroads
The Playboy Mansion
Sea-world
Tropico
Prison Tycoon (would be glorious)
Hotel Tycoon
Railroads
The Playboy Mansion
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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WHERE'S THE REST MR. BONES?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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>>190464474
Okay, that's it. Reinstalling.
Okay, that's it. Reinstalling.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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>>190464369
I didn't picture it, but I actually about 10 T-rexes going around.
You can see them in the background here
I didn't picture it, but I actually about 10 T-rexes going around.
You can see them in the background here
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:48
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http://youtu.be/QbojgsNLv1U
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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THIS PARK IS WILD!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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>>190464885
oh lawd!
oh lawd!
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:49
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:50
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>>190464832
But... that isn't what made Mr. Bones good. This like babbys first time messing around. Mr. Bones was a work of art.
But... that isn't what made Mr. Bones good. This like babbys first time messing around. Mr. Bones was a work of art.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:50
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:51
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>>190464582
Air Traffic Control Tycoon
Air Traffic Control Tycoon
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:51
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:51
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>>190464786
Clearly Mr. Bones is being used now when referring to theme parks from hell in general now.
>>190464582
Ski Resort Tycoon.
Clearly Mr. Bones is being used now when referring to theme parks from hell in general now.
>>190464582
Ski Resort Tycoon.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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>>190465126
ARMED RAPTORS, ARISEN
ARMED RAPTORS, ARISEN
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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>>190464885
>10 T-Rex running around the park on a wild lunch-rush.
This game is actually really macabre.
>10 T-Rex running around the park on a wild lunch-rush.
This game is actually really macabre.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:52
190465398
Where is the Mr. Bones Theme Hospital?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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>>190465175
>Action Park
Oh man, my uncle broke a leg on that alpine slide, and my father almost drowned.
>Action Park
Oh man, my uncle broke a leg on that alpine slide, and my father almost drowned.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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>>190464885
But what about the raptors?
But what about the raptors?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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I wish I was home, not soaked to the bone.
Sage01
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:53
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:54
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Dr. Robotussin
05/19/13(Sun)23:54
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>>190464729
Haha, the joke is that ANNO is a very slow and boring game right?
Admit it ANNO is pretty fucking slow.
Haha, the joke is that ANNO is a very slow and boring game right?
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:54
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>>190465361
Oh, they have a hospital. How thoughtful.
Oh, they have a hospital. How thoughtful.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
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>>190465426
The raptors ended up being a let down. I spent 3 hours breeding 60 raptors, and bascially they just jump into the jeep.
I might load my park back up and let them lose and see what happens.
The raptors ended up being a let down. I spent 3 hours breeding 60 raptors, and bascially they just jump into the jeep.
I might load my park back up and let them lose and see what happens.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
190465715
I'm fucking saving this thread to my hard drive
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
190465751
>>190465361
AWWW SHEIT I HOPE T-REXS DONT LIKE DARK MEAT
AWWW SHEIT I HOPE T-REXS DONT LIKE DARK MEAT
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:55
190465783
>>190465423
My fatass mom got stuck in that loop-de-loop water slide like the one day I ever saw it open. Christ that was embarrassing.
My fatass mom got stuck in that loop-de-loop water slide like the one day I ever saw it open. Christ that was embarrassing.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:56
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:56
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:57
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>>190464839
>Tropico
>Build it so most people live in land
>Destroy all roads leading out
>Surround the tightly packed settlement with EL PRESIDENTE statues.
>One farm
>Grows Papaya
>Laugh as Tropicans starve to death, fighting over Papayas.
>Tropico
>Build it so most people live in land
>Destroy all roads leading out
>Surround the tightly packed settlement with EL PRESIDENTE statues.
>One farm
>Grows Papaya
>Laugh as Tropicans starve to death, fighting over Papayas.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:57
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:58
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>>190465701
YOU'RE BREAKING CHARACTER MR. BONES.
MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS GONE.
If you weren't really prepared, why make a thread? Feels incomplete.
YOU'RE BREAKING CHARACTER MR. BONES.
MY SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF IS GONE.
Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:58
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:59
190466168
>>190465423
>Action Park
Holy shit it's like /v/ made a real-life park
This is just like my rollercoaster tycoons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park
>Action Park
Holy shit it's like /v/ made a real-life park
This is just like my rollercoaster tycoons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action
Dr. Robotussin
05/19/13(Sun)23:59
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)23:59
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:00
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>>190465175
Has he done a prison tycoon?
Has he done a prison tycoon?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:00
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466331
Why would you build houses when they can build their own.
Why would you build houses when they can build their own.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466168
>The sleds themselves were a large factor in the injuries. A stick that was supposed to control speed led, in practice, to just two options on the infrequently maintained vehicles: extremely slow, and a speed described by one former employee as "death awaits."
>The sleds themselves were a large factor in the injuries. A stick that was supposed to control speed led, in practice, to just two options on the infrequently maintained vehicles: extremely slow, and a speed described by one former employee as "death awaits."
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>>190466216
Vaguely
But you gotta build tenements and make them free so everyone moves into them.
Block the area off, destroy the roads, and fence them in with your PRESIDENTES. I would do this, but I need to go to bed soon, I'm due in at work in 5 hours, and I need some sleep.
Vaguely
But you gotta build tenements and make them free so everyone moves into them.
Block the area off, destroy the roads, and fence them in with your PRESIDENTES. I would do this, but I need to go to bed soon, I'm due in at work in 5 hours, and I need some sleep.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:01
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>mfw all these comments about tornadoes in Oklahoma
I was right in the middle of them and we didn't even fucking get rain.
I was right in the middle of them and we didn't even fucking get rain.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
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>>190465361
shIT I DROPPED ALL THE FRIED CHICKEN
shIT I DROPPED ALL THE FRIED CHICKEN
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
190466616
>>190466331
>>implyign hoovervilles are not much more cost efficient than actual building codes and regulations
It's like you don't like a liberterian utopia or something.
>>implyign hoovervilles are not much more cost efficient than actual building codes and regulations
It's like you don't like a liberterian utopia or something.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
190466619
>>190466445
To prevent a revolución
To prevent a revolución
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
190466637
>>190465774
Oh god it is him.
Looks like Kenan and Kel picked a bad day to ditch school and take a trip to Jurassic Park.
Sounds like a perfect idea.
Oh god it is him.
Looks like Kenan and Kel picked a bad day to ditch school and take a trip to Jurassic Park.
Sounds like a perfect idea.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:02
190466682
>Prison Tycoon
>dystopian nightmare prison where entire sections are controlled by the inmates, the guards serve to keep the inmates contained guarding the outer wall
>non stop scavenging and fighting for supplies
>ERT goes in shotguning everyones shit
>the ride never ends, even at the electric chair
>dystopian nightmare prison where entire sections are controlled by the inmates, the guards serve to keep the inmates contained guarding the outer wall
>non stop scavenging and fighting for supplies
>ERT goes in shotguning everyones shit
>the ride never ends, even at the electric chair
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:03
190466689
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:03
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:04
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>put Spinos and T-rexes in the same fences
they fight and eat each others
they fight and eat each others
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:04
190466914
>>190466168
That place was great. I remember they had beer kiosks and shit. Drunk people and deadly rides is a fun combo.
That place was great. I remember they had beer kiosks and shit. Drunk people and deadly rides is a fun combo.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
190466947
>operation genesis
Oh man, i have this game lying around somewhere on an actual physical disc (remember those?)
i'll have to reinstall it now.
Oh man, i have this game lying around somewhere on an actual physical disc (remember those?)
i'll have to reinstall it now.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
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>>190466682
>tfw I decided to get Tabloid Tycoon instead of Prison Tycoon
Worst decision of my life. Fucking piece of shit game
>tfw I decided to get Tabloid Tycoon instead of Prison Tycoon
Worst decision of my life. Fucking piece of shit game
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
190466961
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
190466970
>>190466168
The best part is that the park actually had to buy the municipality ambulances so the hospitals could keep up with the demand generated by the park.
To be fair to the park though, much of the injuries and deaths were the patrons own fucking faults. The park advertised heavily to poor people in NYC and as a result there were a ton of people visiting the water park who couldn't fucking swim. And as if visiting a water park when you can't swim isn't stupid enough, these people would actually wade into the deep end of pools because THEY WOULD FORGET THAT THEY COULDN'T FUCKING SWIM.
The best part is that the park actually had to buy the municipality ambulances so the hospitals could keep up with the demand generated by the park.
To be fair to the park though, much of the injuries and deaths were the patrons own fucking faults. The park advertised heavily to poor people in NYC and as a result there were a ton of people visiting the water park who couldn't fucking swim. And as if visiting a water park when you can't swim isn't stupid enough, these people would actually wade into the deep end of pools because THEY WOULD FORGET THAT THEY COULDN'T FUCKING SWIM.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:05
190467026
>>190466831
T-rex would have a hard time beating a Spino, it wouldn't win so easily.
T-rex would have a hard time beating a Spino, it wouldn't win so easily.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:06
190467098
>>190466689
ohchrist I can't stoplaughing
ohchrist I can't stoplaughing
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:06
190467128
>>190466831
didn't the spino kill the t-rex in that movie
didn't the spino kill the t-rex in that movie
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:06
190467131
>>190466216
what game is that?
what game is that?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
190467256
>>190464885
OH FUCK YES, this thread made it worth coming here today
OH FUCK YES, this thread made it worth coming here today
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
190467262
>>190467128
The game is much more accurate than the movie.
The game is much more accurate than the movie.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
190467265
>>190466970
It was a bit of both.
>Super Speedboats: These were set up in a small pond, known by staff to be heavily infested with snakes. They were supposed to be driven around a small island in the middle at 35-40 mph (56–64 km/h). While, unlike the land vehicles, there was no way to tamper with them and increase their speed, many riders nonetheless used them to play bumper boat, and one seriously inebriated rider had to be rescued by the attendant lifeguard after his boat capsized following a collision.
>Bumper boats: This ride was supposedly safer, but the engines often leaked gasoline, at least once requiring medical attention for one rider who got too much on his skin. As with the Super Speedboats mentioned above, the bumper boat pond was infested with snakes, and the boats themselves were notoriously difficult to maneuver, so much so that the employees who worked there in 1990 were reduced to shouting "Skee-Da-Va", "Squeeze The Wheeze", and other nonsense. It made no difference, because riders could neither understand instructions above the din of the noisy engines nor control the skittering boats in any event
It was a bit of both.
>Super Speedboats: These were set up in a small pond, known by staff to be heavily infested with snakes. They were supposed to be driven around a small island in the middle at 35-40 mph (56–64 km/h). While, unlike the land vehicles, there was no way to tamper with them and increase their speed, many riders nonetheless used them to play bumper boat, and one seriously inebriated rider had to be rescued by the attendant lifeguard after his boat capsized following a collision.
>Bumper boats: This ride was supposedly safer, but the engines often leaked gasoline, at least once requiring medical attention for one rider who got too much on his skin. As with the Super Speedboats mentioned above, the bumper boat pond was infested with snakes, and the boats themselves were notoriously difficult to maneuver, so much so that the employees who worked there in 1990 were reduced to shouting "Skee-Da-Va", "Squeeze The Wheeze", and other nonsense. It made no difference, because riders could neither understand instructions above the din of the noisy engines nor control the skittering boats in any event
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
190467273
>>190467131
George Lopez Simulator
George Lopez Simulator
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
190467290
>>190463895
THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING FAMILIAR WHATS IT FROM
THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING FAMILIAR WHATS IT FROM
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:07
190467305
>>190467131
island tycoon
island tycoon
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:08
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Hello, and welcome to the Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve information Pamphlet. As you may already know, our scenic reserve is home to nearly 60 raptors.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:08
190467383
>>190467131
Tropico 3 or 4
Tropico 3 or 4
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:08
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>I didn't know prison tycoon was a thing until today
I know what I'm doing for the next month
I know what I'm doing for the next month
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:09
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:09
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:10
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>>190467361
Our preserve was orginal built to protect this endangered and misunderstood species from the harsh cruelty of man and nature.
Our preserve was orginal built to protect this endangered and misunderstood species from the harsh cruelty of man and nature.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:10
190467636
>>190467290
Seconding, I swear it was on Nick or Cartoon network
Seconding, I swear it was on Nick or Cartoon network
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
190467725
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
190467735
>>190467603
IS THAT COW CLIMBING THE ELECTRIC FENCE?
HOLY FUCK, FUCK DINOSAURS, COWS ARE WHERE IT'S AT
IS THAT COW CLIMBING THE ELECTRIC FENCE?
HOLY FUCK, FUCK DINOSAURS, COWS ARE WHERE IT'S AT
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
190467760
>>190467026
And then there's this faggot
T-Rex has a much larger head size, its bite is much more powerful and lethal than the Spino's claws and alligator jaw.
And then there's this faggot
T-Rex has a much larger head size, its bite is much more powerful and lethal than the Spino's claws and alligator jaw.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
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>>190467603
Previously, the wonders of this park could be explored only through guided group tours.
Previously, the wonders of this park could be explored only through guided group tours.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
190467804
>>190467603
Where do I have to dig to get the Cow-Rex?
Where do I have to dig to get the Cow-Rex?
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:11
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
190467915
>>190467760
Spino's mouth was made to bleed out large prey faggot. T-Rex would have gotten fucked up despite winning.
Spino's mouth was made to bleed out large prey faggot. T-Rex would have gotten fucked up despite winning.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:12
190467939
is this a mod of sim theme park?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
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a T-rex fight vs T-rex which T-rex will win?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
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>>190467784
But we here at Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve are proud to be able to open this park for general public walk-throughs for the first time.
But we here at Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve are proud to be able to open this park for general public walk-throughs for the first time.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:13
190468069
>>190467939
No, it's an actual game. Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
No, it's an actual game. Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
190468117
>>190468010
Do the T-rex have names?
Do the T-rex have names?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
190468126
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
190468147
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
190468165
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:14
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:15
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:16
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>>190468126
you're right look at him, he's a pussy ruining away from the fight and he's intimidate by the other T-rex
you're right look at him, he's a pussy ruining away from the fight and he's intimidate by the other T-rex
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:16
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>>190468165
Looks safe, right? They didn't put any effort into designing it.
Looks safe, right? They didn't put any effort into designing it.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:16
190468449
What are some other good games for dicking around like this in? I've already created plenty of Rollercoaster Tycoon torture parks and a post-apocalyptic, Waterworld inspired Zoo Tycoon: Marine Mania zoo.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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>>190468048
Many visitors of Mr. Bone's Raptor Park have taken to playing a joyful game called "race the raptor"
Many visitors of Mr. Bone's Raptor Park have taken to playing a joyful game called "race the raptor"
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
190468573
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
190468596
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:17
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>all these people who haven't played this game
>mfw I've done this so much that actually managing the park properly became more fun than letting loose the goose
>mfw I've done this so much that actually managing the park properly became more fun than letting loose the goose
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
190468648
>>190467603
IT'S OVER MANKIND IS DOOMED
IT'S OVER MANKIND IS DOOMED
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
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Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
190468727
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:18
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>>190468571
But with a running speed of over 60mph, it is no suprise the raptor often wins.
But with a running speed of over 60mph, it is no suprise the raptor often wins.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
190468774
Can someone get a screencap of all this?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
190468776
>>190468556
>Action Park and its defenders often pointed out that it was one of the first water parks in the nation and thus pioneered ideas that were later widely copied. This meant that visitors were using rides that had not been tested through practical use for very long. Ride designers may have had insufficient training in physics or engineering. "They seemed to build rides," one attendee recalls, "not knowing how they would work, and [then let] people on them."
>Action Park and its defenders often pointed out that it was one of the first water parks in the nation and thus pioneered ideas that were later widely copied. This meant that visitors were using rides that had not been tested through practical use for very long. Ride designers may have had insufficient training in physics or engineering. "They seemed to build rides," one attendee recalls, "not knowing how they would work, and [then let] people on them."
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
190468784
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
190468818
>>190468069
sweet!
sweet!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
190468819
Zoo Tycoon's dinosaur expansion was more fun.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
190468836
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sYMnnm9OGZw
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:19
190468864
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
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Do you guys seriously think this shit is funny?
Because it is.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
190468964
>>190468776
We need more people like that. They're innovators and doers.
We need more people like that. They're innovators and doers.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
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>>190468776
>"They seemed to build rides," one attendee recalls, "not knowing how they would work, and [then let] people on them."
>"They seemed to build rides," one attendee recalls, "not knowing how they would work, and [then let] people on them."
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
190469016
>>190468774
Ehhh, nah. Mr. Bones clearly didn't have it all together this time; breaking character, nothing really elaborate. Perhaps that's the fault of the game and having limited choices though.
Ehhh, nah. Mr. Bones clearly didn't have it all together this time; breaking character, nothing really elaborate. Perhaps that's the fault of the game and having limited choices though.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:20
190469028
>>190468947
How in the fuck is a Raptornado not funny?
How in the fuck is a Raptornado not funny?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
190469043
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
190469059
>>190468597
>play RCT
>never have coasters blow up cause im a sane individual
I have a question, I saw on the back of the box that your dino handlers go into the cages with them...are they immune to being eaten?
>play RCT
>never have coasters blow up cause im a sane individual
I have a question, I saw on the back of the box that your dino handlers go into the cages with them...are they immune to being eaten?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
190469148
>>190468740
I thought that guy was suplexing the raptor for a moment
I thought that guy was suplexing the raptor for a moment
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:21
190469152
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:22
190469161
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:22
190469228
>>190469148
he is
he is
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:22
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Here's Jack O'Lantern's Wild Ride.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:23
190469296
>>190468784
>>implying it isn't
Do you even know how a croc or gator's teeth and jaw work? Look up what a deathroll is.
>>190468864
>>implying they didn't like both dry terrain and aquatic environments
>>190468819
The thing about Zootycoon is that there's a gigantic lack of climate affecting playstyle. Aside from that it is the much more complete experience.
>>implying it isn't
Do you even know how a croc or gator's teeth and jaw work? Look up what a deathroll is.
>>190468864
>>implying they didn't like both dry terrain and aquatic environments
>>190468819
The thing about Zootycoon is that there's a gigantic lack of climate affecting playstyle. Aside from that it is the much more complete experience.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:23
190469348
>>190469043
...but whats the name of the episode?
...but whats the name of the episode?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:24
190469437
>>190469043
>Nanalan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMQAFKyfdKA
Oh god no wonder I can't remember it.
mega babies
>Nanalan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMQA
Oh god no wonder I can't remember it.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:24
190469440
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:25
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>>190468740
Fun Fact: The raptor is not simply a brute force predator. It will use cunning and camoflage to stalk it's prey.
The more you know!
Fun Fact: The raptor is not simply a brute force predator. It will use cunning and camoflage to stalk it's prey.
The more you know!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:26
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>>190468597
>Always hear stories about people fucking shit up
>ex: Killing people in the Sims, letting animals loose in Zoo Tycoon, Roller Coaster Tycoon mishaps, etc.
>mfw I just played those games the way they're meant to be and had lots of fun that way
People thought I was boring.
>Always hear stories about people fucking shit up
>ex: Killing people in the Sims, letting animals loose in Zoo Tycoon, Roller Coaster Tycoon mishaps, etc.
>mfw I just played those games the way they're meant to be and had lots of fun that way
People thought I was boring.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:26
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:26
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
190469794
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:27
190469804
>>190469721
So much for that smug face
So much for that smug face
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:28
190469869
>>190469605
Fun Fact #2: In the wild, mostly Raptor's will attack, but not eat humans.
Fun Fact #2: In the wild, mostly Raptor's will attack, but not eat humans.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:28
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:29
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:29
190470036
>>190469650
The only animal Tycoon related game I could have fun in without slaughtering my tenants was Zoo Tycoon 2 and its expansions. Building shit there is just too much fun despite the highly stylized fisher price graphics.
The only animal Tycoon related game I could have fun in without slaughtering my tenants was Zoo Tycoon 2 and its expansions. Building shit there is just too much fun despite the highly stylized fisher price graphics.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
190470092
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
190470119
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
190470142
>>190469869
This ain't no wild
This ain't no wild
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:30
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:31
190470218
>>190470092
http://loveisover.me/v/
http://loveisover.me/v/
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:31
190470265
>>190469778
There isnt jurassic park doors in trespasser, is there?
There isnt jurassic park doors in trespasser, is there?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:32
190470312
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:33
190470413
>>190470092
done
done
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:33
190470421
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:36
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>>190469721
well he's not that guy that's for sure
well he's not that guy that's for sure
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:37
190470858
>>190470714
>Derek from indiana
Reminds me of Olivia from Bolivia. Maybe the EA bots have been teleported into this game by a vengeful neckbeard wizard
>Derek from indiana
Reminds me of Olivia from Bolivia. Maybe the EA bots have been teleported into this game by a vengeful neckbeard wizard
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:37
190470868
>>190470714
>dinosaurs
>boring
What a prole. Drop him in with the raptors. See if he thinks they're boring then
>dinosaurs
>boring
What a prole. Drop him in with the raptors. See if he thinks they're boring then
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:37
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>>190470714
At Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park, there is a new thrill around every corner!
At Mr. Bone's Jurassic Park, there is a new thrill around every corner!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:38
190470984
>>190470115
clever girl
clever girl
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:39
190471043
Spinosaurs were both bigger, stronger and more predatory than T-Rex's.
T-Rex's were basically carrion hunters, they only hunted out of desperation, being big and intimidating LOOKING doesn't mean it was actually a predominate hunter.
Spinosaur is the king of Dinosaurs, nothing, 1v1 could take it.
T-Rex's were basically carrion hunters, they only hunted out of desperation, being big and intimidating LOOKING doesn't mean it was actually a predominate hunter.
Spinosaur is the king of Dinosaurs, nothing, 1v1 could take it.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:39
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Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:40
190471182
>>190470714
...i dont understand the security...
...also, I asked before, i never played this game, but i saw on the box your handlers go in with the dinos.....do the raptors just not attack them?
...i dont understand the security...
...also, I asked before, i never played this game, but i saw on the box your handlers go in with the dinos.....do the raptors just not attack them?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:40
190471224
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:41
190471250
>>190471043
A honeybadger could.
A honeybadger could.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:41
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>>190470115
Even though this my sound a bit intense, rest assured that according John Hammond, the owner of Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve, "Park safety is a high priority!"
Even though this my sound a bit intense, rest assured that according John Hammond, the owner of Mr. Bone's Raptor Reserve, "Park safety is a high priority!"
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:41
190471314
>>190471043
T-Rex had massive jaw strength and would crush their prey, Spinos just bled out their prey and would attack via cheap shots. T-Rex would win, size doesn't matter if your jaw strength can't keep up. That doesn't mean the Spino wouldn't fuck up the T-Rex before dying however.
T-Rex had massive jaw strength and would crush their prey, Spinos just bled out their prey and would attack via cheap shots. T-Rex would win, size doesn't matter if your jaw strength can't keep up. That doesn't mean the Spino wouldn't fuck up the T-Rex before dying however.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:42
190471397
>>190471250
That ancient meme stopped being funny quite a while ago, but honey badgers and wolverines really are ferocious dicks. Wonder what would happen if they just happened to meet once.
That ancient meme stopped being funny quite a while ago, but honey badgers and wolverines really are ferocious dicks. Wonder what would happen if they just happened to meet once.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:42
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:43
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>>190471285
The Illuminutty is unto you bones! They're shutting you down!
The Illuminutty is unto you bones! They're shutting you down!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
190471620
>>190471043
>believing this
The skull of the trex has indicators for muscle attachments, that would make it's bite the strongest in the animal kingdom. Period.
In 'that' scene, it would have been over as soon as the rex got his jaws around marysaurus' neck
>believing this
The skull of the trex has indicators for muscle attachments, that would make it's bite the strongest in the animal kingdom. Period.
In 'that' scene, it would have been over as soon as the rex got his jaws around marysaurus' neck
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:44
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:45
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:46
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Is that too much for an entry fee? Starting a brand new island.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:46
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>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
>Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:47
190471861
>>190471751
Lower it to 2000 shekels, right now you're so Jewish you're part of AIPAC.
Lower it to 2000 shekels, right now you're so Jewish you're part of AIPAC.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:47
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:47
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:48
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)00:48
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:50
190472219
Fuck, I love this game!
I'm so glad someone remembers it
I'm so glad someone remembers it
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:52
190472408
>>190471620
the only way thats even possible for the T-Rex is if he comes from under the Spino.
if your forgetting.. the giant spines... and all that.
the Spino is much faster, stronger has actual arm strength, and its entire body is more porportioned.
its a faster animal than the T-rex, by far, and this matters, because its also bigger.
the only way thats even possible for the T-Rex is if he comes from under the Spino.
if your forgetting.. the giant spines... and all that.
the Spino is much faster, stronger has actual arm strength, and its entire body is more porportioned.
its a faster animal than the T-rex, by far, and this matters, because its also bigger.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:53
190472554
Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)00:53
190472626
>>190471397
....actually I was torn between honeybadger and hippo cause of that one FUCK YOUR SHIT UP song, not cause of the meme.
....actually I was torn between honeybadger and hippo cause of that one FUCK YOUR SHIT UP song, not cause of the meme.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:56
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welcome to /v/
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:57
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:57
190472986
the Spino, could indeed, break a T-rex's neck, its arms are incredibly strong, regardless, A T-rex is more of a carrion hunter, or a hunter of oppurtunity, like a Jackel or Hyena, than a real hunter, it would hever, ever try to fight the Spinosaurus (if they were from the same time period)
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:57
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:58
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:59
190473205
>>190472975
to be fair, he'll probably survive better, and have a better education and general well-being, than he would back in Georgia.
its the detroit of the south ya know.
to be fair, he'll probably survive better, and have a better education and general well-being, than he would back in Georgia.
its the detroit of the south ya know.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)00:59
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:00
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Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:00
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>>190473205
>mfw i'd rather visit a fenseless jurassic park than detriot
At least when I'm killed my shoes won't be stolen.
>mfw i'd rather visit a fenseless jurassic park than detriot
At least when I'm killed my shoes won't be stolen.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:01
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:01
190473518
>>190472986
T-rex had binoc vision m8 it could be just as probable that it was hunter. If they were mostly scavengers there would be no need for depth perception.
T-rex had binoc vision m8 it could be just as probable that it was hunter. If they were mostly scavengers there would be no need for depth perception.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:02
190473569
>>190473205
>>190473389
>these niggas ain't never been to Detroit
Yeah, most of its sucks, but there are pockets of pure awesome down there. You've just gotta go where to look. Like I saw a double feature of M and Holy Motors at the DIA one afternoon. Was a wonderful experience.
>>190473389
>these niggas ain't never been to Detroit
Yeah, most of its sucks, but there are pockets of pure awesome down there. You've just gotta go where to look. Like I saw a double feature of M and Holy Motors at the DIA one afternoon. Was a wonderful experience.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:02
190473621
>>190473205
He'll probably survive better because the flames on his shirt makes him go faster you tool.
He'll probably survive better because the flames on his shirt makes him go faster you tool.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:02
190473658
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
190473665
>>190472975
You better put him in a place full of T-Rexicans so he can have his thrills.
You better put him in a place full of T-Rexicans so he can have his thrills.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
190473695
>>190472408
>giant spines
which ones, the ones on the back? We already know the spino is a little bigger, so it would naturally be coming at it from either under or around face level, those have no bearing on it whatsoever
If you're referring to it's hand
>inward facing claws meant for grappling smaller prey
>vs the worlds strongest bite
>giant spines
which ones, the ones on the back? We already know the spino is a little bigger, so it would naturally be coming at it from either under or around face level, those have no bearing on it whatsoever
If you're referring to it's hand
>inward facing claws meant for grappling smaller prey
>vs the worlds strongest bite
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
190473756
>>190473569
Sorry but I am not going to dig through a pile of poisonous shit just to find a hamburger.
Sorry but I am not going to dig through a pile of poisonous shit just to find a hamburger.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:03
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I only created 3 pachylosaurus bitch
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:05
190473902
>>190473569
yea, inbetween the other pockets where "guy you've known since grade school takes you to a back ally and shoots you 5 times for gang initiation".
i'm sure those awesome pockets are worth it though! (and yes, that was a true story, yotube it)
yea, inbetween the other pockets where "guy you've known since grade school takes you to a back ally and shoots you 5 times for gang initiation".
i'm sure those awesome pockets are worth it though! (and yes, that was a true story, yotube it)
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:05
190473907
>>190473761
Jurassic Bone's Wild Park confirmed for /v/.
Jurassic Bone's Wild Park confirmed for /v/.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:05
190473928
>>190473569
>been to detroit
>numerous times
Yeah, and theres pockets of awesome in jurassic park without fences, like riding a triceratops.
But at least raptors don't rape.
>been to detroit
>numerous times
Yeah, and theres pockets of awesome in jurassic park without fences, like riding a triceratops.
But at least raptors don't rape.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:06
190474096
>>190473695
yea, and thats all the T-rex has, the Spino is faster, stronger, and bigger.
speed trumps bite strength, generally, in the wild, amongst hunters. ask the Cobra how the mongoose fairs against it (YOU CANT, THE COBRA IS DEAD)
yea, and thats all the T-rex has, the Spino is faster, stronger, and bigger.
speed trumps bite strength, generally, in the wild, amongst hunters. ask the Cobra how the mongoose fairs against it (YOU CANT, THE COBRA IS DEAD)
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:07
190474147
>>190473569
I live across the river in Canada from Detroit
I go there monthly, my friend goes to Wayne State and works in an office downtown
Been just about everywhere in the metro area, only the city of Detroit is shitty, the rest is totes rad
I live across the river in Canada from Detroit
I go there monthly, my friend goes to Wayne State and works in an office downtown
Been just about everywhere in the metro area, only the city of Detroit is shitty, the rest is totes rad
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:08
190474270
>>190473761
Jesus. They complain about there being too many dinos and now when they are safe they complain about a lack of dinos. These people are too hard to please.
Jesus. They complain about there being too many dinos and now when they are safe they complain about a lack of dinos. These people are too hard to please.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
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Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474360
>>190474096
A Cobra's bit strength isn't as massive as you think. Also it's not the bite that kills but the neurotoxin, which the mongoose is mostly immune to.
A Cobra's bit strength isn't as massive as you think. Also it's not the bite that kills but the neurotoxin, which the mongoose is mostly immune to.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474364
>>190474147
You're clearly a nigger trying to get us rich white folk to come visit and get mugged.
You're clearly a nigger trying to get us rich white folk to come visit and get mugged.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474375
>>190474147
no shit, Detroit is only known for its city, and how shitty it is.
why would we be talking about the suburbs of detroit?
and lets not fucking kid, Detroit looks like most video game apocalypses
no shit, Detroit is only known for its city, and how shitty it is.
why would we be talking about the suburbs of detroit?
and lets not fucking kid, Detroit looks like most video game apocalypses
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:09
190474413
>>190474147
>Been just about everywhere in the metro area, only the city of Detroit is shitty, the rest is totes rad
Michigan's a great state, imho. Spent a week up in the Upper Peninsula getting in touch with nature andGod and such. It's beyond beautiful up there. Hell, the whole state is quite beautiful. We got Macinac fudge and Ann Arbor and wacky weather galore.
>Been just about everywhere in the metro area, only the city of Detroit is shitty, the rest is totes rad
Michigan's a great state, imho. Spent a week up in the Upper Peninsula getting in touch with nature and
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:10
190474489
>>190474360
the mongoose never gets touched (very rarely does a mongoose ever get struck)
its simply faster, in every respect, than the Cobra.
the mongoose never gets touched (very rarely does a mongoose ever get struck)
its simply faster, in every respect, than the Cobra.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:11
190474605
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:11
190474619
>>190474413
Went to the UP with my then-GF. Had a great time. Didn't bang her because I think she's a closet lesbian and I have autism.
Went to the UP with my then-GF. Had a great time. Didn't bang her because I think she's a closet lesbian and I have autism.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
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Well I hope I won't get a storm anytime because I barely have money.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474705
>>190474413
Yeah, I've been all around up north, its really beautiful up there during the fall
And I've had some great nights in Ann Arbor, I love going to Pinball Petes
Yeah, I've been all around up north, its really beautiful up there during the fall
And I've had some great nights in Ann Arbor, I love going to Pinball Petes
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474761
>>190474619
you'd be dead within minutes of entering Detroit proper.
they can smell your smugness, and they feed on it.
directly.
you'd be dead within minutes of entering Detroit proper.
they can smell your smugness, and they feed on it.
directly.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474762
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:12
190474773
>>190474489
>>very rarely
They get their shit bitten all the time niggah, it's the fact that they're immune that makes them special. You have no idea how fast a Cobra can move its muscles nor how precise its reflexes are.
>>very rarely
They get their shit bitten all the time niggah, it's the fact that they're immune that makes them special. You have no idea how fast a Cobra can move its muscles nor how precise its reflexes are.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:13
190474856
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:13
190474883
Wait, where's the evidence that the spino was faster than the rex? It was bigger and had that enourmous sail to make it even more cumbersome
The mongoose vs cobra thing works out because of how relatively small they are, I have a hard time believing either the t rex or the spino could be described as agile, even in relation to each other
The mongoose vs cobra thing works out because of how relatively small they are, I have a hard time believing either the t rex or the spino could be described as agile, even in relation to each other
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:14
190474913
>>190474694
Those things, I know nothing about them other than the fact that they headbutt shit. Can you please pit them against an apex predator for us? Or 2expensive4u?
Those things, I know nothing about them other than the fact that they headbutt shit. Can you please pit them against an apex predator for us? Or 2expensive4u?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:14
190475012
>>190474761
Yeah, I go to shows at the Magic Stick downtown
I have to walk through a bowling alley full of negroes to get to the bar
They leave me alone
Yeah, I go to shows at the Magic Stick downtown
I have to walk through a bowling alley full of negroes to get to the bar
They leave me alone
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:15
190475043
>>190474705
Zingerman's for me. Goodness, they got the best mac n' cheese I've ever had, and I've had some gnarly plates of mac n' cheese. Sprinkle dat with some bacon and drizzle it in the most decadent, heavenly cheese you've ever melted, and oh my I think I'm drooling just thinking about it.
Zingerman's for me. Goodness, they got the best mac n' cheese I've ever had, and I've had some gnarly plates of mac n' cheese. Sprinkle dat with some bacon and drizzle it in the most decadent, heavenly cheese you've ever melted, and oh my I think I'm drooling just thinking about it.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:15
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:15
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>>190474913
I just bought a small T-rex from Alberta
I just bought a small T-rex from Alberta
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:16
190475191
Great thread, OP. Unfortunately sticky is already taken by SSB circlejerk.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:16
190475247
>>190475119
Noice, now we must wait.
Noice, now we must wait.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:16
190475283
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:17
190475354
>>190475064
It's the flames on his shirt man, he knows he's 2fast
>>190475283
Japan Time Electric Bugaloo. If you still don't know lurk more.
It's the flames on his shirt man, he knows he's 2fast
>>190475283
Japan Time Electric Bugaloo. If you still don't know lurk more.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:17
190475398
>>190475283
Super Smash Rehash
Super Smash Rehash
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:18
190475416
>>190475064
>Man all these dinosaurs running around killing people. At least i'm not playing video games.
>Man all these dinosaurs running around killing people. At least i'm not playing video games.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:20
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Mr.Alberto didn't attack any other dinosaurs yet.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:21
190475803
>>190475064
>Everyone keeps running into me
>I was I was home playing WoW
>this T-Rex is too loud
>my feet hurt
>Everyone keeps running into me
>I was I was home playing WoW
>this T-Rex is too loud
>my feet hurt
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:22
190475898
>>190475690
God dammit Albert! Don't you see that the blood must spill for the blood god!
God dammit Albert! Don't you see that the blood must spill for the blood god!
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:22
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resting like that?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:23
190475973
>>190475913
Maybe he's like a deviljho, walking around looking for food is his resting state
Maybe he's like a deviljho, walking around looking for food is his resting state
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:23
190475996
>>190474761
Try to imagine yourself in the city of detroit, you get your first look at this six foot monkey in a back alley. He moves like a monkey, slouching, scratching his ass. And you smile because you think his aggression is stopped by respect like yakuza, he'll leave you alone if you are honorable.
But no, not niggers, you smile at him, and he just smiles right back.
And thats when the attack comes, not from the front, but from the back, from the other two niggers, you didnt even know were there.
Because niggers are a pack hunter, you see. He uses cutthroat attack patterns and he is out in force today.
And he fucks you with this, 10 inch retractable penis. Like a spike, in the middle of his legs. He doesn't bother to lube you up like a lover, no...
He fucks you raw up your ass, or maybe in your mouth filling your face with his greasy cum.
Point is, you are conscious, when they start to rape you.
Try to imagine yourself in the city of detroit, you get your first look at this six foot monkey in a back alley. He moves like a monkey, slouching, scratching his ass. And you smile because you think his aggression is stopped by respect like yakuza, he'll leave you alone if you are honorable.
But no, not niggers, you smile at him, and he just smiles right back.
And thats when the attack comes, not from the front, but from the back, from the other two niggers, you didnt even know were there.
Because niggers are a pack hunter, you see. He uses cutthroat attack patterns and he is out in force today.
And he fucks you with this, 10 inch retractable penis. Like a spike, in the middle of his legs. He doesn't bother to lube you up like a lover, no...
He fucks you raw up your ass, or maybe in your mouth filling your face with his greasy cum.
Point is, you are conscious, when they start to rape you.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:24
190476078
>>190475690
I think Albertosaurus is one of, if not the only, carnivore that starts out with his Hunt need at minimum. They're also terrified of everything and will run instead of fighting back. It's infuriating in Site B parks.
I think Albertosaurus is one of, if not the only, carnivore that starts out with his Hunt need at minimum. They're also terrified of everything and will run instead of fighting back. It's infuriating in Site B parks.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:25
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:26
190476259
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>I put the fences around the roads and building
>leaves everything in the wild
>leaves everything in the wild
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:26
190476278
>>190474270
They're just like Zelda fans
They're just like Zelda fans
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:27
190476417
>>190476259
WTF is he doing?
WTF is he doing?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:29
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the red dot is where Mr.Alberto is.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:29
190476546
>>190476417
Wandering.
Or going to the sea.
Dinosaurs in this game are driven to the sea.
So, so many starved corpses in the sea in my parks.
Wandering.
Or going to the sea.
Dinosaurs in this game are driven to the sea.
So, so many starved corpses in the sea in my parks.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:29
190476548
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:31
190476734
>>190476546
can you answer my question?
I saw on the back of the box that your dino handlers go into the cages with them...are they immune to being eaten?
can you answer my question?
I saw on the back of the box that your dino handlers go into the cages with them...are they immune to being eaten?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:32
190476898
>>190476515
What the fuck are you doing Albert?
What the fuck are you doing Albert?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:33
190476921
>>190476734
There are no "dino handlers" that go into cages.
There are no "dino handlers" that go into cages.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:34
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>>190476734
I don't know.. I don't have the box.. I don't know what you mean either.
I don't know.. I don't have the box.. I don't know what you mean either.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:34
190477074
>>190476734
I don't recall NPCs going into the cages without being in the jeep.
I do not believe jeep is immune to rampages, but normally they won't even attack, not even things like T-Rex.
I don't recall NPCs going into the cages without being in the jeep.
I do not believe jeep is immune to rampages, but normally they won't even attack, not even things like T-Rex.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:34
190477107
>>190476921
not cages, but like, into the areas to feed them and shit.
wait
THIS WAS THE ROLLERCOASTER ZOO TYCOON GAME
NEVERMIND
not cages, but like, into the areas to feed them and shit.
wait
THIS WAS THE ROLLERCOASTER ZOO TYCOON GAME
NEVERMIND
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:35
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>look anywhere to buy Operation Genisis
>$500
>$200
>$150 used
What the fuck is wrong with this game.
>$500
>$200
>$150 used
What the fuck is wrong with this game.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:35
190477220
>>190477107
>Rollercoaster Zoo Tycoon
Uh, if you mean just Zoo Tycoon, dinosaurs do not attack Scientists.
>Rollercoaster Zoo Tycoon
Uh, if you mean just Zoo Tycoon, dinosaurs do not attack Scientists.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477268
>>190477161
I saw it everywhere at the store when i was little.
Except I was scared as shit of jurassic park cause i saw the movie when i was about 9 and THAT FUCKING KITCHEN SCENE
I saw it everywhere at the store when i was little.
Except I was scared as shit of jurassic park cause i saw the movie when i was about 9 and THAT FUCKING KITCHEN SCENE
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477317
>>190477161
If the game is not available for download on Steam, douchebags can rack up the price
If the game is not available for download on Steam, douchebags can rack up the price
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477319
>>190477161
It literally sold peanuts when it first came out.
Then randomly like a year later, it became a huge cult hit and every last copy got bought up.
It literally sold peanuts when it first came out.
Then randomly like a year later, it became a huge cult hit and every last copy got bought up.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477328
>>190477161
Just pirate it. It's not like the developers can get any money, and wanting to play it on your Xbox or something is silly because the PC version's files can be edited to allow max sites possible and no dinosaur limit.
Just pirate it. It's not like the developers can get any money, and wanting to play it on your Xbox or something is silly because the PC version's files can be edited to allow max sites possible and no dinosaur limit.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:36
190477329
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:37
190477406
>>190477329
it's science they aint gotta explain shit
the infant dinosaurs imprint on the scientists who hatch them at birth
it's science they aint gotta explain shit
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:38
190477458
>>190477329
Well, they need to be fed and cages need to be cleaned, and if they devoured NPCs that cost like a thousand dollars to hire every time, it would be kind of shitty.
Well, they need to be fed and cages need to be cleaned, and if they devoured NPCs that cost like a thousand dollars to hire every time, it would be kind of shitty.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:38
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Since Mr.Alberto is far way I made another Albertosaurus which we will call now Miss Alberta
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:41
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:42
190477897
we re back at mr alberto.jpg
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Mr.Alberto is apparently thirsty and he's in excellent condition so far.
$200 richer !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)01:44
190478035
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Well, /v/, guess I'm gonna go get my couple hundred bucks now lol
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:44
190478072
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:45
190478154
>>190477897
I sure hope that ain't sea water.
>>190478035
Game is only worth like $20 last I checked. Sorry guy.
I sure hope that ain't sea water.
>>190478035
Game is only worth like $20 last I checked. Sorry guy.
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)01:45
190478157
>>190478035
God speed anon and may you not regret this decision in the future.
God speed anon and may you not regret this decision in the future.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:47
190478356
alberto is hungry.jpg
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need I say more? He's hungry but he's not going in the right way. He's going in the opposite way.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:50
190478608
>>190478356
what a fucking dumbass.
Can you do something to stop him?
Pick up a tourist like in RCT and drop him infront of him so he can eat?
what a fucking dumbass.
Can you do something to stop him?
Pick up a tourist like in RCT and drop him infront of him so he can eat?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:51
190478713
>>190478608
He can build mountains in the way. He could also tranq it and pick it up with a helicopter.
He can build mountains in the way. He could also tranq it and pick it up with a helicopter.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:53
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>>190478608
I put it to sleep and move it next to the carnivor feeder, Miss Alberta is sticking close to the fences though
I put it to sleep and move it next to the carnivor feeder, Miss Alberta is sticking close to the fences though
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:53
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Maybe not $200 richer !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)01:54
190478972
I looked around, amazon has them used for $50. I guess I could let it go for that.
I figure I could use the cash.
Might play it a couple times though because I did like it when I was younger.
I figure I could use the cash.
Might play it a couple times though because I did like it when I was younger.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)01:54
190478998
>>190478860
if thats a trex, why is it called an albertosauras?
if thats a trex, why is it called an albertosauras?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:55
190479049
miss alberta is attacking.jpg
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miss alberta was also hungry and she bit another dinosaur
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:56
190479118
>>190478972
I saw the xbox version going for 70+. I play it on the PC now anyway, but I'm still not sure if I can bring myself to sell a cherished game from adolescence.
I saw the xbox version going for 70+. I play it on the PC now anyway, but I'm still not sure if I can bring myself to sell a cherished game from adolescence.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:56
190479175
>>190478998
it's not a T-rex, it's a smaller version of a T-rex call an Albertosaurus probably because they were from Alberta?
it's not a T-rex, it's a smaller version of a T-rex call an Albertosaurus probably because they were from Alberta?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:58
190479371
>>190466216
At least they have electricity
At least they have electricity
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:59
190479441
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)01:59
190479474
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:00
190479489
miss alberta eating a goat.jpg
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she attacked two dinosaurs but she only ate a goat
Sage01
05/20/13(Mon)02:02
190479708
>>190479049
Females are cunts no matter what the species confirmed
Females are cunts no matter what the species confirmed
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:02
190479714
>>190470878
Where are his legs?
Where are his legs?
Maybe not $200 richer... yet !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)02:03
190479768
I'm actually gonna hold on to it. God knows the fucking 00's kids are gonna be screaming "I REMEMBER PS2" at the top of their lungs when they hit the age where mommy and daddy will buy them shit
Who knows, could be 4 figures eventually
Who knows, could be 4 figures eventually
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:03
190479827
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Mr.Alberto and Miss Alberta are eating with each other another goat. I was going thinking maybe they'll attack each other.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:04
190479883
>>190464971
No, they've just given up hope. All they want now is an early grave.
No, they've just given up hope. All they want now is an early grave.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:04
190479956
>>190479768
How the fuck do you manage that
How the fuck do you manage that
Maybe not $200 richer... yet !faRv5U1D2.
05/20/13(Mon)02:05
190480035
>>190479956
http://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Park-Operation-Genesis-Playstation-2/dp/B000086JYK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1369028166&sr=8-2&keywords=jurassic+park+operation+genesis
http://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Park
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:06
190480058
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>Have physical copies of both the PS2 and PC versions
>PS2 copy can no longer be read and the installer on the PC Version is corrupt and wont work
I-it's not like I wanted to play an inferior ZT2 a-anyway
>PS2 copy can no longer be read and the installer on the PC Version is corrupt and wont work
I-it's not like I wanted to play an inferior ZT2 a-anyway
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:06
190480118
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now I don't know who's is who
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:08
190480229
>>190480118
Your first one has 55% DNA and the second has 65%.
Your first one has 55% DNA and the second has 65%.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:08
190480236
>>190466216
The sad part is that, at this point, it's more or less a city.
The sad part is that, at this point, it's more or less a city.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:09
190480315
>>190473205
Fuck you, I'm from georgia. I live in the 11th richest county in the united states, have 0 niggers for 50 sq. Miles, and one of the best public education systems a tax payer could ask for.
I also have rich farmland, down to earth people who can strike up a conversation with a complete stranger, and a nice lake to relax at during hot summers.
What the hell do you have faggot?
Fuck you, I'm from georgia. I live in the 11th richest county in the united states, have 0 niggers for 50 sq. Miles, and one of the best public education systems a tax payer could ask for.
I also have rich farmland, down to earth people who can strike up a conversation with a complete stranger, and a nice lake to relax at during hot summers.
What the hell do you have faggot?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:09
190480361
Was I the only one that made Dino-free enclosures for the goats and cows?
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
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>/v/ goes to Jurassic Park
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
190480495
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Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
190480540
>>190469650
I'm the same way. Fucking around is a fun diversion but playing the objective is where it's at.
I'm the same way. Fucking around is a fun diversion but playing the objective is where it's at.
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:11
190480542
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:13
190480696
>>190474489
>very rarely does a mongoose ever get struck
Have you ever seen a mongoose and snake go at it?
They fucking tangle, the mongoose is just immune to the toxin.
>very rarely does a mongoose ever get struck
Have you ever seen a mongoose and snake go at it?
They fucking tangle, the mongoose is just immune to the toxin.
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer Sniper !xhBRbl3jHE
05/20/13(Mon)02:15
190480878
Anonymous
05/20/13(Mon)02:19
190481228
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