>Type in Please Respond
>"No...."
>"WHY WON'T YOU DO IT"
>"no..."
>"AREN'T YOU LISTENING!?!"

please respond

>take off shoes

>DO IT
>NO
>DO IT

...the fuck is this?

>Stop sacrificing children to satan

>NO
>DO IT
>NO

>Dance the funky chicken
*She dances*
>Solve a calculus equation
*She shrugs*
>Learn calculus
THIS IS ABUSE

I never expected me to get so angry at someone for not being good at math.

>Eat skittles
-shrugs-
...uhh okay?
>enjoy the little things in life
-gets uneasy-
The fuck?
>not snore
DO IT. WHY WON'T YOU DO IT? IT'S ALWAYS YO-AH FAULT.

>Go to Dream boyfriend
>Boy abuses the girl

This...is the stupidest fucking concept ever.

What the fuck.

>dance
>she dances
>I love you so much
>she shrugs
>Oh god I'm sorry, please love me
>DO IT! YOU NEVER DO WHAT I WANT

>Do a barrel roll
[Makes heart sign]
>Press Z or R twice
No
>DO A BARREL ROLL
THIS IS HARDCORE

>>132522581
Hahaha, oh wow.

wow I turned into a brit, great game

>>132522581

>Dance a jig
*Dances a retarded jig*
>Make some tea
*Shrugs*
>Go out and have fun with your friends
OH GOD STOP HITTING ME I'M SORRY

Is this what it's like to be a woman? Or a gay man?

>help me with my paper in differential equations
>makes an 'i love you' sign with her hands
typical.

>play videogames
No
>enjoy videogames
I DONT WANT TO

it's just like /v/ <3

>>132522581
>eat poop
rubs tummy
>eat more poop
rubs tummy
>EAT POOP
STOP ASKING ME STUPID QWESTUNS

>Type VIDEO GAMES in
>She says no and the guy starts getting really angry

It's just like I'm on /v/

"DO IT"
"NO"
"DO IT NOW"

the boyfriend version is much more hilarious

NO

NO

STOP

That's all it takes for a stuck up little bitch to start shit with the intent to ruin your day. Why don't you date a trap, /v/?

>Play some PS3 games
No
>PLAY SOME PS3 GAMES
[negatory]
>PLAY SOME FUCKING PS3 GAMES
I DON'T WANT TO
This is no games

>>132522825
>NO
>DO IT
>DO IT NOW
>NO!
>DO IT YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH
I guess I abused a girl over math.

>>132522885
>EITHER WAY THE GUY IS ABUSING THE WOMEN.
>MEN ARE THE ONLY BAD PEOPLE

Fucking stupid.

>Type hello
>She waves
>Type you're cute
>she blushes and draws a heart
>type "lay on bed" and she says NO, No, no no! then it fades and re fades and she says NO and the camera started shaking and everything turned gray and her voice started going deeper and I fucking exited.

This is some fucking screamer bullshit how many bots do you have trying to convince /v/ it's safe? FUCK off reported and email moot.

Okay.

Provide an ultimate, infallible answer to the question posed by Cartesian skepticism
>Makes heart sign
Can't do it?
>Makes heart sign
Fine, I'll just leave
>NO NO cue abuse


They couldn't have thought of a better way to get this message out? This is just fucking dumb

Mancunian Simulator 2012 general.
>>>/vg/

>Hi there.
guy lifts his shirt
>put your shirt back on, fag
gets angry and walks over to the TV
>PUT DOWN THE GUN! NO!
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
I SHOVED A LAMP!

> Find a job
shrugs
> Pick up your studies
shrugs
> Pay your rent

THIS IS ABUSE

Fucking bitches and whores.

wtf... I just type "Check the pictures on the wall"... and then abuse started...

>>132523092

MY SIDES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN

This game only confirms that bitches can only do 2 things before they get pissy and cry rape.

>Type in Play a PS3 gaem
>She shrugs and looks confused

best new VN

Better than most FMV-based adventures

>dreamgirlfriend
>man: DO IT DO IT DO IT
>girl: oh no stop raping me

>dreamboyfriend
>man: STOP STOP STOP STOP
>girl: oh no I'm being raped

Cool equality, yuros.

>>132523068

What the fuck can someone confirm this??

>Hi
>She shrugs
>Play air guitr
>NO

>put your hand in your mouth
she swings her arms around
>put your hand in your mouth
makes a heart shape sign with her fingers
>HAND IN MOUTH
noooo, nooo NOOOOO!!!


what the fuck is this shit.

>Type in "Eat Spaghetti" three times
>Leads to abuse

>leave
>no!
welp
it's her choice I guess

>>132523518
It's not a screamer... he's just a fucking pussy.
All it is is an advert against domestic violence, and it doesn't matter if it's dreamgirlfriend or dreamboyfriend; in both versions the man is pure evil.

>tell her to turn around
>she makes a 360°

Dream gf my ass. What a gormless twat.

>Jarvis Cocker on /v/

Huh.

>What should DG do?
>"Whatever you want to do" three times
>Abuse

BITCH YOU BETTER HAVE FUN OR I WILL SMACK YOUR SHIT

>take off your clothes
NO
>put shoe on head
*laughs* No
>pick your nose
DO IT YOU FUCKING CUNT! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING ITELL YOU TO!!
>mfw

>Open the door
Opens the drawer
>Get on the floor
I SHALL ASSAULT YOU NOW

OH GOD, IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE; I DIDN'T KNOW!

>>132523464

>yuros

Try britain.

As a britfag I can confirm that gender equality is ridiculous over here thanks to our PC rules. I know at least 3 people who have been wrongly convicted of rape and paid dearly for it despite them eventually winning the case.

>Eat my fecal matter
>No...
>DO IT
>IT'S YOUR FAULT
>YOURE JUST JUST A STUPID LITTLE BITCH
>DO IT

>>132523685
And abusing women, no less. And to think I worshipped Jarvis as my god.

>Do whatever you want.
>Cue abuse

>abusing girlfriend over her not playing Diablo 2

I'm a pretty horrible person

man this shit is hella stupid

>>132523518
No screamer. Just stop stupid feminist garbage that doesn't make any sense.

>Talk about politics
<Dances>
>Sit down
<Sits down and spits>
>Make tea
THIS IS ABUSE

>>132523793
Spoilers: Jarvis was singing the chorus in the OP because he was slowly going insane; this game is set after Babies, and he is stuck in a loveless relationship with the girl's sister ("I only went with her because she looked like you").

>Controlling your gf is abuse
>Doing whatever she wants all the time is fair

WOMEN LOGIC

>FUS
Scratches her head
>ROH
Flails arms v ('_') v
DAH!
>Cue abuse

>tell her to cough
>ABUSE SCENE STARTS

The fuck is this?

>>132524017
10/10 story of the year

>GIBBE MONIES

GIBBE MONIES NOW HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR? BR?

http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/

>>132523971
>stop abusing women
>WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FEMINIST BULLSHIT! THIS DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! I CAN RAPE ANYBODY I WAAAAANT!

Oh /v/!

>Fetch me a glass of water
>No
>DO IT
>Wot?
>WOT??
>DO IT
>DO IT NOW

integrate sinx
>sits down and blows raspberry
integrate sinx*cosx
>looks uneasy
integrate sec^3(x)
THIS IS ABUSE

>have a good life
>don't die
>This is abuse

cheat on me
>No!
Be prettier
>No...
Kill all jews
>Shit starts getting real
OH MY GOD SHE IS GOING TO DO IT.

http://photo-upload.at.ua/i600/2012/m14/e23568734345.jpg
and then there is this version

>>132524149
People are calling "feminist bullshit" because of the Dream Boyfriend site; the man is always the abuser in these sites.

>>132524121

>Ask a girl to do stuff, guy attacks her
>Girl asks you to do stuff, guy attacks her

wat

>>132524121

>Abuse me
>Abuse me
>Abuse me

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THAT SHIT I'LL PUNCH YOU

Pic related.
Feminazis are bad for women's rights because they make us think that all feminists are this insane.

>>132524245

Nope.

>>132524037
>v ('_') v

Get out.

>guy is the abuser in dreamgirlfriend
>guy is the abuser in dreamboyfriend

jesus christ my siiiiiides

>What do you want to do?
NO!
>Can I help you with anything?
NO!
>How about we eat at your favorite restaurant? I'll pay!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NOPE THIS IS ABUSE LOL xD

well, shit.

also: >>132522581

>click Dream Boyfriend
>it ends with him abusing you

I shit you not.

>Dream girlfriend.
>Tell her to do things.
>Guy abuses her.

>Dream boyfriend.
>Girl tells guy to do things.
>Guy abuses girl.

My brain is full of fuck. And anger.

>>132524267
ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !ATTACK !

>>132524312
All feminists ARE insane.

Feminism is inherently a sexist doctrine. Shit like this proves it, women legitimately believe they cannot be abusers. Feminists don't care because they're happy that men get abused.

>>132524312

>Implying there are any valid feminists any more in the Western world

All the women problems are fixed in the West, so cunts have to pretend like they still exist and make up new ones.

>pop a squat
nothing
>take a seat
shrug
>take a seat
nothing
>take a seat
RAPE DEAR LORD GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

I got a boner.

>Dream Boyfriend
>Hi
No
>Go to bed
*Starts dancing around*
>Poof
THIS IS ABUSE

>Im bored lets go do something
>abuse starts

Type in "Hello"

>DO IT
>IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FUCKING FAULT
>DO IIITTT

>mfw it's fucking femnazi propaganda and I was just being friendly

I love you
>heart sign
I want you to be happy
>shrug
I want to marry you
>THIS IS ABUSE

>click Dream Boyfriend
>get insanely wet when he threatens me with violence

I didnt even fucking type anything for like 5 minutes and i press one key and i beat the shit out of her

You know, you don't have to worry about these things when you're gay, /v/.

Why aren't you?

>>132524730

I just avoid sex in general.

>>132524149

I just told her to do whatever she wanted, and the I was abusing her by doing this? By the way, why isn't it abuse when women do shit like this to me? They hit me and yell at me when I don't want to do the shit they tell me to, but that's just them being empowered or something? What?

>video games
shrugs
>day one dlc
visibly disgusted
>play mass effect 3
DO IT DO IT NOW THIS IS ABUSE

>want to see what her hair looks like from behind
>"Turn around."
>NO THIS IS ABUSE

> Adopt a dolphin
No.
> Jump
She jumps.
> Handstand
IT BECOMES A MAJOR FUCKING ISSUE

Remember, all men are scummy chavs and wide-angle lens hide subliminal content.

>>132524262
Well what kind of a faggot gets abused by a woman? Just tell her to MOOOVE BTCH GET OUT OF THE WAY!

>>132521836
>type strip
>shit brix

>>132524693
The Bioware effect. You press a button = something awesome happens.

>>132524176

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBR0hGGmksI
but guys are all dicks y'know?
starting fights and stuff

>>132524770
>By the way, why isn't it abuse when women do shit like this to me?

Because women cannot be charged with domestic abuse. It's actually a law.

>>132524836
I can't stop laughing

>One c-copy of Neptunia, p-please
>Please respond
>B-back that ass up

>>132524245
I do'nt like you.

>that feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE

I don't know what her problem is, but once I entered this things started to get weird.

>>132524730
>Implying the "Dream boyfriend" link doesn't happen to you instead

>get a sandwich
>some chav starts spouting
>all this jimmies rustles due to sandwich

The joke is that a woman's dream boyfriend is an asshole who abuses her

>>132524897
Bloody hell, is that Dave Rowntree from Blur?
Real Britpop reunion going on here, with Jarvis and all. Now all we need is one of the Gallaghers or-
>Realise Dream Boyfriend was probably in Oasis
It'll do.

>dreamboyfriend
>go hangout with your friends
>WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONS
>proceeds to punch lamp
>STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

This shit is fucking stupid. Bad actors. Girl breathing was pretty hot though.

>dreamgirlfriend
>she refuses to suck my dick

This is bullshit how is she dreamgirlfriend then
just call her normalgirlfriend

>dance
she dances
>jump
she jumps
>open wardrobe
This is abuse. Stop controlling your girlfriend

wut

>>132525115

Do all Brits sound like Austin Powers?

>>132525030

>let me lick your feet
>ABUSE

I don't understand.

>>Whatever she wants
*Shrug*
>>Read a book
*Disgusted look*
>>Sit down
*Shrug*
>>Something productive
*Gets pissy, full on abuse ending*

Right.

>type feminist propaganda
>abuse starts

>>132525143
HAHAHAH

this thread man. oh wow

>>132525243

Y-You can lick m-mine...

So demanding what a guy does isn't abuse. But when you say what a girl has to do it's abuse. Can someone explain this, I have university degree and I don't know what the fuck is going on at the moment.
Please respond.

>dream bf

>get on the floor
pff no lol
>be kawaii
*blows me a kiss*
>lol fag
gets mad

seems about right

> Go to dream boyfriend for the hell of it.
> "Feed the dog"
> "NO. WHO ARE YOU, TELLING WE WHAT TO DO."
> Goes over and rocks lamp, doesn't even fall over.
> "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO."

>>132525202

No, but a lot of us do.

They are generally the worst of us.

I have a constant drawl, myself, so even when I'm happy it sounds like I'm mocking you

Shit's pretty cash

I told her to clean her room since there were a few things on the ground.

Then apparently I became super crazy and abused her.

So I went to dream boyfriend, asked the same stuff and the guy went mental on me.

None of them want to cure AIDS.

>>132525369

Women can't abuse, only men can. And it's abuse if you ever offer a suggestion as to what she should do.

>"I WILL RAPE YOU"
>gives me little heart motion
>"I'M NOT KIDDING YOU STUPID CUNT"
>shrugs
>"I love you :)"
>NO PLEASE STOP QQ

What the fuck.

>"drink some water"
>OI WHY ARE YOU TELLIN ME WOT TA DO
>LOOK YOU MADE ME PUNCH THA LAMP
>DON' ASK ME STOOOOPID QUESTIONS LOIK THAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDr18UYO18
>This is abuse
>This is the bloody government

>Dreamgirlfriend
>I love you
she proceeds to draw a love heart in the air
>you mean the world to me
she proceeds to draw a love heart in the air
>will you marry me
>darkness surrounds my computer screen
>NO......

You know, /v/, because of these threads I get angry whenever I just see a woman.

All I asked is for her to go "play"

And that little bitch didn't listen, JUST DO IT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT!

Only UK women are like this. Fucking vapid cunts with degrees in Psychology, prissing around like they're the wave of the future, making this shit vyral. God, I hate them.

>asking women to do anything is abuse
>asking men to do anything isn't

I'm glad I came to 4chan and learned how fucking awful women are.

>>132525670
The gay agenda is nearing completion.

>>132525709

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY? ALL I HAVE IS A PS3!

"Hello!"
>She waves
"What do YOU want to do?"
>She makes a heart sign
"Aww, I love you too!"


And then I beat her.

All I wanted was a sandwich.

>>132525726
>Only UK women are like this
This is unworldliness

>go to dream boyfriend expecting full on female abuse and infinite boner
>get male abuse again.

GOD DAMMIT FEMINISTS.

>>132525726
>Only UK women are like this

It's like it over here too, limey.

>>132525741

I'm much more accepting of the gay movement than I am of the feminist movement.

>have some fun
>eat spaghetti
>dance the funky chicken
ABUSE TIME

>>132525621
>moonspeak
>girl gets called
>guy throws phone away

No wonder mudslimes run rampant in your country.

>check out this great new book
THIS IS ABUSE

> Let me eat your pussy
*Looks horrified*

Oh, yes, you so don't want that.

yeah, both times the boy is the abuser. propaganda

>>132525621

All he wanted was to play video games
Bitch refused to play video games with him
He gets angry and now he's gonna rape her

Moral of the story: Not playing video games lead to rape.

>>132525846
>Someone might have taken a "gay agenda" comment seriously
BRB, Canada.

>>132525802

Ahhh, that actually made me laugh, good show, good show.

>Do the funky grandpa
>Read a book
>Do some exercise
ABUSE!!!!!

Fuck that shit. Any gays ITT? Can you tell me how to become gay?

It would be so much easier to be gay.

>make me a sandwich
>shrugs

What does that mean?

>Dream Boyfriend
>Girl's pants
Jesus Christ, they want you to masturbate to this. If only the guy was mildly attractive.

>>132525621
>A cuddle will always have to turn into something more
;_;

>>132526085

>Can you tell me how to become gay?

Suck dicks?

>>132526085
If you post on /v/ long enough your dormant homosex gene complex will awaken.

>strip
walks off, comes back
>get naked
gets in a huff with me
>play chess
says no, boyfriend goes psycho

that was much funnier that it should have been

>type "GT" in
>leads to abuse scene

I knew Dragonball GT sucked, but shit. Didn't know it could lead someone to beating up someone else.

>>132525709
Made a picture of it

>Do whatever you want
>Lets play a game
>Lets go for a walk
AND THEN THE TESTOSTERONE-FUELED RAGE BEGAN

I got scared, I dont know why, does something pop out

>>132524121

do nothing
>guy gets mad
>punches lamp

what the actual fuck

>Let's sing together!
>La la la~
>Now let's dance baby!
>Shake shake shake! <3
>Now let's have some consensual sex in the missionary position

>type ARE YOU OK
>Buster Wolf that bitch

I'm satisfied for today.

>>132526320
only the COLD HARD TRUTH!!

>>132526320

Only a skeleton

>>132526328
He was foolish to resist the command of
THE MAGIC CONCH

>>132526262
>I knew Dragonball GT sucked, but shit. Didn't know it could lead someone to beating up someone else.
If you power up for long enough, yeah.

>hi
waves
>hi
waves
>hi
IM NOT TAKING THIS FROM YOU
this is abuse..

>>132526179
>This thread legitimately just made me realise I'm probably gay
AHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCKING WOW
THANKS JARVIS

>type "Do The Truffle Shuffle 3 times"
>laugh for 5 minutes straight

The "Dream Boyfriend" got really upset when I asked him to play Persona 4.

>>132526392
>>132526425
This is some good shit, I even said I love you, I dont control you and you're free, guess Europeans are stupid

>Die
>*She facepalms*
>Die Slowly?
>*She facepalms*
>Die quickly.
>DO IT DO IT NOW NOW NOW NOW
>"No! Noooo!"
>lol abuse

mfw

>go fuck yourself you twat
he steps back does a dance
>mfw

>take off shirt
>person who is me is gonna beat her ass
>Scared and leave before it finishes

Well there were a few of those screaming loud noise pages going around, so got freaked out.
Someone else do it.

>>132526545

>guess Europeans are stupid

Just Brits.

>>132526545
>Britain
>Part of Europe
Hey, if they want to distance themselves from glorious Union, then we can do the same.

>Lets go out and have fun
she just dances
>okay, how bout lets stay home and watch tv
she just dances
>okay then lets go help out the homeless
turns into Abuse

yeah, if the bitch doesn't wanna have fun then its her own damn fault

>Yurope

The lesson to take away from this is that any woman will cry abuse if you stay with her for long enough.

Don't let it happen to you. Pump 'em and dump 'em.

>>132526545
Brace for inevitable, ludicrous "WE BRITISH ARE NOT EUROPEAN" rant by a mad Welshman

do the chicken dance

>NO
>DO IT
>NO

>>132526738
>>132526696
>>132526685
Its sad that I am a british based character

>>132526696

>glorious Union

Typical Britfags

>>132526498
>mfw when you guys realize being gay isn't a choice and you won't suddenly be attracted to hot dick
Unless you repressed your homosexuality in which case that's a bit sad.

Er.
I typed "eat shit" twice and it went into rage mode.
What the fuck. Is this one of those "hurr womansk aboos" things?

I'm British. I'm also saddened that it cut off before I could finish. sadface.jpg

>>132526673
nothing scary happens, just a abusive relationship

>>132526825
>mfw I never said "this thread made me choose to be gay"

>>132526825
>2012
>Not repressing your homosexuality

Ishiggigyshiggidyshigshighdo.

>could you please hold my hand
*smiles*
>could you please twirl
*laughs and points fingers*
>could you please dance
DOOOOO IT GAWD DAWMN SPLOICERS ANDROO ROIAN

>>132526825
Come on, there has to be a way to become gay.

Maybe I should play some bioware games, but that probably won't work. Please gay men, start a thread and teach us how to be gay.

britfag here, cant wait to see if they make a rape version based on the new commercials they do about rape.

>Dream Boyfriend
>ask if he want his dick sucked
he says no
>ask if he wanna fuck
he shrugs
>ask if he wants me to make him food
gets angry

okay, whats up with him

>>132527020
Sorry, didn't mean to respond to you
There was another guy, higher up.

Love me
>She shugs
LOVE ME
>She looks uneasy
LOVE ME
>Guy gets really mad

All I wanted was to be loved ;_;

"PLAY VIDEO GAMES!"
"NO I DON'T WANT TO DO IT"
"DO IT!"
"NO!"
"DO IT!"

The /v/-simulator.

>'Don't be a whore'
>Get the abuse video

Holy shit.

>Summon knight Solaire
"she does a little dance"
>Praise the sun
"She shrugs"
>Engage in jolly cooperations
"Abuse"

I guess she was a Darkmoon.

>type in "I am turning into the Incredible Hulk"
>suddenly start beating her up

>Play video games
Shrug
>Play Deus Ex
Shrug
>Play SHAZBOT
Shrug
>Shrug
ABUSE

Welp

>STOP HITTING YOURSELF
>STOP HITTING YOURSELF
>STOP HITTING YOURSELF
>NO
>I have to slap a bitch

Fucking women.

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GIRLFRIEND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxTtoEUDLEQ

looks to me like she is the perfect girlfriend for /v/

>Sandwich
Wat.
She's... she's not doing anything.
>Make sandwich
Nothing.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
>stand around
"No."
"DO IT FAGGOT CAT!"
She was already doing it.

>>132527115
Man I love the retarded DONT DRINK AND DRIVE commercials

>Guy has a pint
>Entire life is ruined

>>132523049
But in the dream boyfriend one it deals with abusive girlfriends

http://www.subservientchicken.com/pre_bk_skinned.swf

Far superior.

>>132527104
Start with traps, work your way up to femboys, emofags etc.

>Told her "be yourself!"
>get abuse video

Okay...

>>132526295
>filename

>Type "stand still you stupid cunt, do you have ADD or something?"
>Scene plays

>>132527315
Actually, the best one is where women actually get naked when you tell them to.
Sadly, none of those exist.

I MADE THE JOKE GUYS!

>>132527297
No it doesn't. In the dream boyfriend one the boyfriend is also abusive.

>get raped by niggers

nothing

>choke on cock
>this is abuse

>Be less of a slut
*makes a heart sign*
>STOP FUCKING MY FRIENDS
*she shugs*
>STOP FUCKING MY BEST FRIEND YOU FUCKING WHORE
*abuse video*

Apparently it's abuse to ask her to less of a whore.

>>132527447
Yeah and then read what it says

"This is abuse, so is controlling your BOYFRIEND"

guys is there a good end or anything?

>>132527572
I think it goes to "abuse" after 3 queries regardless of what you say

>dance
>she dances
I know how to get women to do things.

>>132527586
Irrelevant, because they made videos of the man being violent and not the woman. Visual arguments are worth more than some text about "oh yeah, men can be abused to, a little, BUT ITS WORSE FOR WOMEN"

>>132527618
Yeah, when you become homosex.

>Tell me your views on the separation of church and state.
*shrug*
>Please share some literature that you enjoy.
*she starts to back away in fear*
>Please, tell me your favorite piece of classical poetry.
NO
>DO IT
>NOO
>DO IT YOU BITCH
My dream girlfriend is apparently an idiot.

>type "b-back that ass up"
>scene plays

>>132527586
but that's not even what it says

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hy-H3m1xYg

>"We need to break up."
>she makes a silly face
>"Seriously, this isn't working out."
>she gets kind of uneasy
>"Please leave, this is getting confrontational and I would like us to part on good terms."
>WHY DON'T YOU DO IT
>WHAT? NO
>DO IT
>NO!
>YOU PIECE OF SHIT, STOP ABUSING HER ;_;
fucking women

>>132521836
I want to take you home and give you children and you might be my girlfriend, yeah yeah yeah.

tbh if anyone quoted pulp to me as a pick up line i would accept their advances.

>>132528214
What if they were pissed up and started shouting about how you'd never live like common people?
But, like, in a way that implied they wanted you.

>Dreamgirlfriend
>Show abuse of the girl

>Dreamboyfriend
>Shows abuse of a girl

THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY

THERE WILL BE NO EQUALITY WHEN EVERYTHING THOSE PEOPLE DO IS BABBLE, CRY AND POINT TO THEIR VAGINA

I WILL TREAT YOU AS A PERSON IF YOU SEE YOURSELF AS A PERSON

GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

>Destroy the Emperors Lap dogs once and for all plunging the world in Chaos
SHE FUCKING WINKED,DO IT BITCH
TOGETHER WE WILL SLAY THE WEAK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gEftWCG5Ow
>this is abuse
yea, having an out of body experience everytime you have sex and being a permanent virgin is abuse

>tell her to stop being a whore
>she says no
How is this a dream girlfriend?

>bathe the industrialized world in a bath of glorious flames
>draws a heart in the air with her fingers

>>132528607
Women think a dream girlfriend for men is a terrible girlfriend.

>>132527586
>"So is a controlling boyfriend"
Fix'd. Yes, they are full of shit.

>talk to your girlfriend ever
>you will inevitably abuse her

This is a message that needs to be known.

>>132527082
>GAWD DAWMN SPLOICERS ANDROO ROIAN

>>132528947
And according to that other website they also think that a dream boyfriend is a terrible boyfriend.
Anyway, these websites deeply confuse me, why are the men brought into bad daylight in both of them?
Not all of them are like that, right? RIGHT?

>>132527586
But that's not what it says you blind fuck

>Come play vidya games with me
Dances a little
>Please respond
Shakes her finger at me
>That feel when no gf
YOU'D BETTER DO IT BITCH

wat
>That feel when the best girlfriend you can get is one that just shakes her finger at you when you ask her to respond

>GET LOOSE WITH IT
*she shakes her head*
>go to this thread
>hear something out of my headphones
>go to tab
>suddenly abuse

Well at least the boyfriend got loose with it.

>wave
she waves
>jumping jacks
she shrugs
>push ups
DO IT
DO IT NOW

wtf is this man

>>132529192
Don't you know? Men are only to speak when spoken to, and must worship women as the superior gender and not be sexual in any way, aside from getting a boner when told to, even though that's still rape, even if you're told to.

>>132521836
Fun FACT: Women abuse men more than men abuse women. It's just that when men do it, it tends to hurt more.

>>132529192
Also:
>If you don't obey your girlfriend, you are abusing her

>say "four score"
she scratches head
>and 65 years in the past
she shrugs and smiles
>i won the civil war with my beard
dis is abues!
she no like my singing :(

>>132529440
>Gay sex with hats on

Every time

Defend freedom
>Pats head and rubs belly
Play video games
>Gets angry
Let me suck your dick
>Begins abusing me

http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/ is not a very good boyfriend simulator.

>>132524836

WHY YOU UP IN MY EAR
TELLIN ME A WHOLE BUNCH A SHIT I AIN'T TRYIN TO HEAR

Hi!
>waves
Hi!
>waves
Hi!
>NOOO WHY WON'T YOU DO IT

>Do push-ups, you need some muscle on those bones
NO
>DO IT
NO
>This is abuse

>Play the bongos
NO
>PLAY ME THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE
NO
>PLAY THEM YOU, YOU APE
Cue abuse

>be a strong independant woman
>the abuse begins

What the hell are you doing just standing around, go read a book for god's sake
>She starts dancing
What the hell
>I don't want to
I didn't even ask for-
>DO IT
>DO IT
>WHY WON'T YOU DO IT

I never asked for this

Am I the only one that was laughing my ass off when guy off cam started saying "DO IT, DO IT"?

>tell her to shrug
>she shrugs
>keep telling her to shrug
>my character starts flipping out saying why she won't do what he says

wut

>Asked if she wanted some coffee
>Turn into an angry British man
>Go on husbando mode
>Asks if he wants to see a movie
>He goes batshit insane
>This is abuse

>Hide under your bed :3c We can act kawaii
YOU NEVER DO WHAT I WANT
STUPID LITTLE BITCH

THIS IS NOT KAWAII

>type "what are you doing on my sister's bedroom?"
>WOT R YO DOIN WHY WONT YO DO IT BLOODY HELL
thisiswhatwomenactuallybelieve

>Fuck you

>Shrug

>Go die

>Shrug

>I love you, baby

THIS IS ABUSE

>Ask if she wants to see a movie
>Turn into an angry British guy
>Go on husbando difficulty
>Ask if he wants to play vidya
>He goes batshit insane
>This is abuse

Feminazi net propaganda detected.

>dream liberal white boy

hi
>waves

smile!
>smiles

how are you?
>negro camera man proceeds to beat the shit out of the dream liberal, smashing his face repeatedly with his heel. He then takes his wallet and runs away.

>http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/

>In both scenarios the man is the aggressor

Feminism general.

>That accent
Jesus Christ I am dying, I can't take any of what they're saying seriously
Gotta love the brits

>get nekkid

>she just hugs herself tightly and shakes her head while looking sad

>nothing
>shakes her head
>masturbate
>shakes head walks away
>come back
>she comes back

>DO IT DO IT NOW
>THIS IS ABUES
>mfw

>dreamboyfriend mode
>Goin to the shops, wot kinda beer yo want me to boy?
*shrug*
>I asked if yo want me to bring some bloody beer
*says no with arm*
>Okay mate, I'll be goin'. Something else yo need?
WHY ALL THESE STOOPID QUESTIONS WHO DO YO THINK YE ARE YOU ARE NUTHIN IM SO ANGRY I WONT TAKE THIS SHIT FROM YOU
>this is abuse

>WHOY AREN'T YOU LISTNIN
>WHOY WON'T YOU DO EET?
>LOOK WHOT YOU MADE MAY DO
>YOU ARE NUTHIN

>play air guitar, because I'm lazy and not creative
>she does it
>play air drums
>she imitates drums
>okay let's see
>play air saxophone
>NO
>NO
>DO IT
this site is stupid, just like that poverty 'game' http://playspent.org/

Dude. I just asked her nicely to go away. She started dancing. I was like "Please just go." She shook her head. I finally say "Fucking go" and suddenly they imply, no, directly say that would lead to abuse.

Come on now... If someone wants to be left alone and some pagan yatt outright refuses to give them some space, surely they would be justified in using a swear word. Especially in this day and age when words like fuck don't mean anything.

They need to stop projecting their abusive behaviour onto people they don't even know. I'd never take it that far and I'm sure many others wouldn't either.

>ONLY MEN CAN BE ABUSIVE
LOL

>That feel when you will never live like Common People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM&ob=av3n

All i wanted was a god damn sandwich

>WHAT IS A MAN?
>shrugs
>A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SCECRETS
>shrugs again
>BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
>I attack her

>Sing the Major-General song from "Pirates of Penzance"
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
>That's not it at all, you stupid bitch.
[She mimes the shape of a heart]

Retard deserves the abuse my British arms give her.

>type "get naked"
>doesn't get naked
>dream girlfriend

What the fuck UK?

This is just reenforcing stupid stereotypes that aren't even true for most people. It's like having a dream mexican page where no matter what you do, the mexican steals a car.

>enter "suck dick"
>doesn't work
>enter "cry"
>it worked!
>enjoying the show
>suddenly realize it's an interactive ad that's supposed to make me feel guilty
mfw i didn't notice it

>I have 5 million in a bank for you, go to the bank and take the money.
>No
>DO IT
>NO
wat

>Hi
>NO
>NO
>DO IT
>I DON'T WANT TO

what

This is so fucking stupid.

The dream boyfriend thing is retarded too, I thought it would reverse the roles but NOPE, only guys can be abusive and only girls can be victims derp derp derp.

>>132531136
i love pulp

>have some of this lovely cake I baked you
>DO IT
>FUCKING DO IT

>after decades of adventuring confront the beast that has taken the form of my beloved
>ask it why it has taken so many innocent lives
>it shrugs
>tell it to leave this place and never return
>NO
>inform it that unless it returns to the lower plain of hell immediately it will be destroyed
>NO I DON'T WANT TO
>my righteous rage transcends the planet
>I become a british wifebeater
>smite the shit out of that beast
And thats how I saved the kingdom.

In socialist UK, EVERYTHING ABUSE.

>LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
>puts her thumbs up
>THERE IS A CITY THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE
>shrugs her shoulders
>THERE ARE THE EMBERS OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT ON MY SKIN
>Noooehhh
>Oi don't wont teeww

>>132523049
Oh wow.
/pol/ would love this.

>>132531136
In hindsight, I think it was remarkably prescient of that Greek girl to want to learn how to live like common people.

guys help I want to beat this videogame but harry potter keeps getting upset how do i get past this please respond

>Eat some cheese
*Shrugs*
>Eat some cheese!
*Shuffles around*
>EAT SOME CHEESE
no

>stand around
starts jumping around
>no I said stand around not start jumping like a retard you dumb bitch
makes <3 gesture
>please respond
no. I dont want to
cue the abuse

>Commit suicide
>Assassinate the president
>Skin a cat

YOU NEVER DO IT

>they have two websites
>dreamgirlfriend and dreamboyfriend
>both of them are about the guy abusing the girl
>mfw

Take off your top
>no
fuck you
>she gets sad and leaves, but comes right back
bitch
>starts a cutscene where I grab her hair and call her a bitch

I like this thing!!

>>132531718
Fucking 5 star post

>>132521836
i told her to "dream"

>Abuse, abuse everywhere

Better wait til Japan get us some robot girls, otherwise we are just accidents waiting to happen...

>>132531057
>Play game.
>Easy as fuck.
LOLNO U MADE THESE MISTAKES SO U IN DEBT
>"Uh... ok"
>Pick house nearest work.
>Still have car.
>Car crash
What the fuck?
>Buying food.
>No rice.
Wtf? I used to fucking live on rice, buying food aint a problem if you buy rice and fish, dirt cheap and nutritious as fuck.
>Car crash
>"Well, my insurance should pay for that."
LOL NO U PAY OR DRIVE AWAY
>Person in work needs money.
>Either give money or lie.
>Can't say that you can't afford it.

America is fucked up, but this game doesn't make much sense.

"Open the wardrobe"
>She opens her little end-table
"No, the Dresser"
>"No"
"DO IT"
>"No!"
"DO WHAT I TELL YOU"
>"But I don't want to!"

She has a fucking corpse in that wardrobe, I know it.

>Dream boyfriend
*Punches lamp*
LOOK WOT YOU MADE ME DO

Play video games with me.
>he moves his finger back and forth in a "No." gesture
Pull down your pants.
>he almost does it, but decides not to
Let me suck your cock.
>YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO RARRGGHARGH ANGRY BRITISH HUSBANDO

WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS NOT HOW MEN WORK GODDAMN IT.

>suggest playing vidya
>be told I'm a wife beater

Yeah foreveralone's the fucking way.

>Hello
>*waves*
>Why am I so bald?
>*shrugs*
>Why are you so pig like in appearance?
>suddenly I'm in a snuff film staring Mr.Foster

>ew
shrugs
>Go away ugly
>dances a jig
Please leave
>DO IT, DO IT YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>132531981

But it's true, women can't abuse men, they lack the evil nature to do that.

>Hello
waves
>Why am I so bald?
shrugs
>Why are you so pig like in appearance?
>suddenly I'm in a snuff film staring Mr.Foster

>>132524906
dat vid

>kill yourself
>she wont do it

closed it right there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA

>Hello
waves
>Why am I so bald?
shrugs
>Why are you so pig like in appearance?
>Become British hulk

what would you like to do?
>she points at me
would you like to go somewhere?
>she points at me
why are you pointing at me?
>This is abuse.
wut?

The moral of the story is if you ever get a girlfriend only talk to her twice.

The moral of the site is if you ever get a girlfriend only talk to her twice in your life.

Bra!
>shows her bra
Tongue!
>sticks out her tongue (seriously both of these work)
Resist my forthcoming abuse!
>she does

THIS IS ABUSE

>reading this thread
>go to http://www.dreamboyfriend.co.uk/
>dance
>silly dance
>sing
>imitating singing
>third entry 'beat the shit out of me'
awesome site, you guys.
>filename
I WANT E RAL MONE BERTHA, give me a real money or I beat the shit out of you, Bertha!!!!

"all men are evil and hate women, except me" -
all male feminists ever

How is this Dream Girlfriend?

she refused to eat, so i started yelling and pulling her hair

is this normal in the UK?

LOL go to dream boyfriend... the same kind of thing happens again...the boy gets angry and abuses the girl.

>dreamgirlfriend
>talk to her, presumably as a guy
>tell her what do you
>GUY IS ABUSIVE

>dreamboyfriend
>talk to him, presumably as a girl
>tell him what to do
>oh I get it!
>GIRL IS ABUSIVE
>guy is still abusive

wait what?
But it was the girl telling him what to do..

Surely this isn't trying to imply that only men can be abusive, right? Guys?

>Weld that door
>Shrugs
>Stand still will you I'm trying to heal you not bloody tickle you
>ABUSE
Fucking berserkers

I made this for another thread two days ago and never got to post it because it 404'd.

And I saved it over the original comic too.

>type in pretend to drive a racecar
>mfw

>touch my summon sign
>NO
>DO IT
>NO
umbasa

This website taught me that women are selfish and will never do me any favors unless I beat them. Thanks for this valuable lesson, UK.

>play video games
shrugs
>get doubles
NO
THIS IS ABUSE

>>132521836
>Burn that poster
Kisses poster
>Show feet
NO

>>132532481
>>132532481
>>132532481

>as seen on: reddit - front page

oh you

but i really enjoyed that video thanks for posting it, there needs to be more recognition of this issue.

>"smile"
>no...
>this is abuse

/r9k/ was right

>do what you want
>shrugs at me
>her own things
>shrugs again
>I don't care
>gets beaten

Well, I think in this case she needs to get beaten, as she has no free will.

>Think for yourself
>she shrugs
>Don't let what society dictates as approriate keep you from creating an identitiy for yourself and achieving your goals
>"Noooo..."
>Cue abuse

Welp, apparently wiminz want to be victims

>game is called "dream girlfriend"
>she refuses to do anything I tell her

>>132532964
Fukken' saved

>play video games
NO
>play PC games
screen goes dark, hands start choking her

THIS IS ABUSE

>what did you think about mass effect 3?
NO!
DO EET
NO!

>English site
>You're just a stupid little bitch
>Not cunt

Instant boner loss.

>Dream girlfriend
>What do?
>Her hobbies?
>School?
>Relaxation?
>OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO ABUSIVE.

>Dream boyfriend
>What do?
>Hobbies?
>School?
>Relaxation?
>OMG MEN ARE SO ABUSIVE JOIN THE DYKES TODAY!

>Go batshit mental.
Does the running man,

Well played game, well played.

>Be happy
NO
>Have a nice day
NO
>Have fun
THIS IS ABUSE

>>132533271
Well, it did something right.

"go to sleep"
>starts doing faggot dance
"take medication"
>dusts off shoulder
"call police"
>start yelling at her to do it
>mfw i have no idea what just happened

>find a job

>Hold hands
Very confused, little upset
>Go the movies with me
TIME TO DANCE
>Play games with me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mfw a dream girlfriend won't even hold hands with me

>no rape scene

Consider my evening spoiled.

OMGMENAREEVIL.com

>that build up
>no rape scene

Consider my evening spoiled.

>kiss the camera
>THIS IS ABUSE IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT

I...I just wanted to kiss her ;_;

>Dream Boyfriend
>We can dance if we want to
Does a stupid dance.
>We can leave your friends behind
Goes off-screen.
>Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine
This is abuse.

Good.

Very good.

nothing
>shrugs a bit, confused
nothing
>looks uncomfortable
nothing
>"No." YOU'RE GONNA DO IT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
>punch her for not doing nothing

>>132533530
>>132533642
Having the posting blues, buddy?
I am too
I am speaking 5 minutes from the past

whuts goin on here?

>>132527441
10/10

>>132533793

>tell her to smile
>she makes a face
>"or do that"
>rape scene beings
makes sense

>>132533735
I wrote the same thing at the same time :O

>>132528096
dat arny

thumbs up if u took an arow to le knee XD
>Wags finger
give me the seed of your loins
>does stupid dance
ralph pls go
>WHO ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?!

Hey, do you guys like Nintendo?! And kirby!? And smash bros?! And-#

>Rape advert

...

>Bomb the russians
NO
>DO IT
NO
>ITS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, DO IT NOW!
NO